Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.

"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."

by JfizzyYT April 24, 2022

Ghostbuster Rules

When a man is confronted with a piss trough (or communal urinal) upon entering the men's bathroom, this is the set of rules applied when urinating next to another man. In essence, as in the movie, crossing streams is forbidden.

"My buddies and I were getting thrashed at the local pub when I needed to take a piss. When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a piss trough mounted to the wall with another drunk a-hole pissin' the night away. After a quick glance, an unspoken agreement confirmed that the Ghostbuster Rules were in effect."

by LutJ March 30, 2012

rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.

Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020

road rules

A horrible show that should be banned in all countries around the world except iraq, where its only legal for torture.

They killed the poor guy with road rules.

by BYOB August 2, 2003

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

road rules

A terrible show about a group of "Diverse" people wasting the prime of their life, while traveling/fighting/arguing/living in an RV.

God damn, road rules is almost as bad as real world.

by Steve the Dinosaur July 18, 2003

Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.

Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right

by Mike Oclonng December 29, 2021