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Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.
A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."
by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014
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road rules

A terrible show about a group of "Diverse" people wasting the prime of their life, while traveling/fighting/arguing/living in an RV.
God damn, road rules is almost as bad as real world.
by Steve the Dinosaur July 18, 2003
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road rules

a tv show onmt that is way past its prime
On Road Rules, people are tools!
by allofit July 16, 2003
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Rule 172

If anybody says anything to Jaliegh that is meant to be an insult, they must get them a girlfriend. This especially applies to their neighbors 🙏half joking. kinda. maybe. maybe not.
"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."
by JfizzyYT April 24, 2022
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rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.
Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM
by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020
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Aibu Rules

It is the feeling of overcoming insignificant thoughts based on others with ego or drug related problems. This gives self confidence , which is what the other person seems lacking.

miller: kid, you think you cool....
*insert a name*: save it monkey, cause Aibu rules.

A beneficial tool against wanna-be bullies who are actually men on their late 20, a message to grow up.
My days; I had to put up the Aibu rules on a wanna-be racist. It was funny how he made a clown out of himself at the gym, my mates found it funny.
by Synthtoy303 April 4, 2017
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Rule 30

Rule 30 states if there is milf near you, you no longer have the flu.
Boy 1: Hey, I’m going to this milf
Boy 2: Don’t you have the flu?
Boy 1: Rule 30 man
Boy 2: Oh your’e right
by Mike Oclonng December 29, 2021
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