Mike

A butthead.

That guy I'd such a Mike.

by Starbarfartyfar April 14, 2023

mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Mike Sabin

The man, the myth, the fucking legend. Wears way too, many hats, loves tennis but works as a soccer coach part time so he gets to hang with the love of his life, Nico Campbell. Sexy beast, although he lives in a storage unit. Currently holding tennis prodigy Harry Collomb hostage.

Mike Sabin is so fucking sexy

by Tennisbabes6969 October 29, 2018

Mike

A deceiver, likely a fake friend. That leaves you when you're just about to make it big...

"WE DON'T NEED mike"

by ER1C GAMEZ November 28, 2025

Mike and Sydney

When a guy named Mike likes a girl named Sydney

Sydneys guns goo Boom Boom Mikes guns go Pow Pow and also Mike and Sydney bang all night(;

by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017