Internet Wormhole

Internet Wormhole: A digital deep dive that starts with something as simple as watching a music video and spirals into an endless journey through the internet. As you tumble deeper, you might end up learning the meaning of life, finding random products you never intended to buy, and losing track of time and space, only to resurface hours later with a whole new collection of internet discoveries.

Lee: Bruv I finished work at midnight the other night Proper knackered, had a few beers, as. You do went online next thing know, it’s 8 in the morning, and I've find out the meaning of life LOL I can't remember ordering a new top of the range washing machine to bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv a washing machine without even remembering it? LOL bruv.
Lee: Yeah bruv the mrs went mental when it showed up on the doorstep bruv LOL.
Frank: I think you went down a internet wormhole! bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 7, 2026

Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer

Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.

by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025

Internet loser

Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro

Dude mauricio is such a internet loser, he plays rivals all day and listens to car seat headrest

by Aurajit January 26, 2025

i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

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343: i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025

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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025