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Can of Busted Biscuits

When over weight people wear clothes that are to small for them and extremely to tight.
Damn Keith look at that girl, she looks like a can of busted biscuits!
by Foot fungus February 6, 2025
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Little biscuit

A little girl, or an underage girl not old enough for consensual sex
by Bchbm August 15, 2018
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Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023
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gas station biscuit

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line
by GullibleOne October 13, 2020
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itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.
I have a really itchy biscuit.
by rad95 August 3, 2016
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Bloody Biscuit

Biscuit is of course slang for a woman's naughty bits. And a Bloody Biscuit of course is when the woman is menstruating (!AKA on her period, her visitor, Aunt Flo, Riding the cotton pony, etc. )
Yeah, Mary's bloody biscuit meant I only got as blowjob. 🤷 ♂️
by SharksFanLG March 14, 2022
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Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested
by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022
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