Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

Whisker Biscuit

A Whisker Biscuit is a unshaved vagina.

She shaves her Whisker Biscuit before going to the gynecologist.

by bjbirdie August 10, 2022

Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.

Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!

by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023

Dumpster Biscuit

A large back of chick fil a biscuits that your Uber driver hides behind the Dumpster so your fat ass can eat them after PT.

Can you battle buddy me outside, my Dumpster biscuits just arrived.

by moyyom December 13, 2024

Beat your biscuit in

1. The act of having rough intercourse.

2. The delicacy of Whooping someone's ass.

1. "Babygirl, im about to beat your biscuit in."

2. "Someone cracked a wise one so I beat his biscuit in."

by Blelvis August 2, 2020

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024