The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.
by Billy41208 August 1, 2024
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Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
Get the Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo mug.a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.
Person 1: Wow first day of school sucked
Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
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Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
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by NathansSuck69420 August 12, 2024
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Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
by FATCATHY February 26, 2023
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by KongBenja March 2, 2023
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