girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
girl2: ew.
by anonymous July 26, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man
by Wpg dude May 28, 2024
Get the Christian aitkens homeless bttmmug. Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
Get the Fake Christiansmug. A badass that loves to eat, and can't be more crazy,he has no filter and is amazing at almost anything
by Wild_card7703 March 14, 2017
Get the christian knightmug. His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
by GeetLord January 5, 2018
Get the Christian Gouldingmug. Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian
by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019
Get the Christianmug.