Ghostbuster Rules

When a man is confronted with a piss trough (or communal urinal) upon entering the men's bathroom, this is the set of rules applied when urinating next to another man. In essence, as in the movie, crossing streams is forbidden.

"My buddies and I were getting thrashed at the local pub when I needed to take a piss. When I walked into the bathroom, I saw a piss trough mounted to the wall with another drunk a-hole pissin' the night away. After a quick glance, an unspoken agreement confirmed that the Ghostbuster Rules were in effect."

by LutJ March 30, 2012

Rule one

Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.

A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"

B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."

A: "Okay, not happening then."

by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014

road rules

A terrible show about a group of "Diverse" people wasting the prime of their life, while traveling/fighting/arguing/living in an RV.

God damn, road rules is almost as bad as real world.

by Steve the Dinosaur July 18, 2003

road rules

A horrible show that should be banned in all countries around the world except iraq, where its only legal for torture.

They killed the poor guy with road rules.

by BYOB August 2, 2003

Aibu Rules

It is the feeling of overcoming insignificant thoughts based on others with ego or drug related problems. This gives self confidence , which is what the other person seems lacking.

miller: kid, you think you cool....
*insert a name*: save it monkey, cause Aibu rules.

A beneficial tool against wanna-be bullies who are actually men on their late 20, a message to grow up.

My days; I had to put up the Aibu rules on a wanna-be racist. It was funny how he made a clown out of himself at the gym, my mates found it funny.

by Synthtoy303 April 4, 2017

road rules

a gang of faggot hippies who think they're "lucky" to be on a dumbass show.

yo, them bitches dumb enough to be on road rules

by big ugly August 1, 2003

rule 365

If you find rule 365 whether by being Jebaited or by looking it up, you are now permanently gay and must refer to Rule 20 and do so accordingly to the most recent person you were in contact with.

Bro, do you know rule 365?
What? *looks it up*
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020