Rule one refers to the first rule of deciding if someone is worth getting involved with: "Never put your dick in crazy". Other more gender-neutral ways of phrasing this rule such as "never invest in crazy" have been suggested, but the central meaning stays true regardless of phrasing.
A:"Oh man, do you think I should get with him?"
B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."
A: "Okay, not happening then."
B:"No, chicka, he breaks rule one."
A: "Okay, not happening then."
by Owlsongbitter May 22, 2014
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"omg Jaliegh, you bean!"
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."
"rule 172."
"I meant- uh- soapy waffle!"
"still rule 172."
"uh, uh!! I mean you're an improper fraction!!"
"just stop trying."
"stupid mudblood..."
"rule 172, its final."
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The "94" references the release date of the album.
The "94" references the release date of the album.
Rivers: Aye bro, check out this Rule 94 I made.
Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.
Pat: No way dude that's so funny that you put the members of Green Day on the Weezer blue album.
by Admiral_Alex June 17, 2021
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