A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

vampire human

A vampire human is when a vampire bat drinks to much blood and transforms into a human.Now there you know YW

Oh no a vampire human!

by Superstichiously December 18, 2017

Human behavior student

Someone who stills lives in a human behavior dorm room their mother comes to visit every weekend, and always will. Someone that doesn't realize not everybody is a human behavior student or a human behavior teacher in a human behavior lecture hall.

Some people dropped out of human behavior school a long time ago, and they told the human behavior student and the human behavior teacher both to kiss their ass!

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011