Reverse donkey shitter

The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out

Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018

Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018

Succulent Donkey

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

by chortles? June 7, 2018

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 June 11, 2018

Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off

Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today

by The man17 June 11, 2018

Donkeying

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

by 86vannilla June 25, 2019