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The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.
"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"
by empha September 18, 2023
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Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.
Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.
by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011
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Blow the Clown

Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.
I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.
by Angry Harry November 30, 2020
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Ass Clown

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.
by Phact February 27, 2022
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Clowning

Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.
Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:

I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.
by ClutchChuck December 26, 2024
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Goth Clown

Being attracted to something atypical, especially of an ugly, extremely unattractive or particularly odd variety.
I didn't want to say it, but you look like a goth clown in that outfit... and I love it.
by Wes Handy Son September 28, 2022
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clown

people who use "clown" are clowns.
by Walking Catfish August 21, 2019
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