Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows December 27, 2008

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

Beer Burp

Another word for vomiting; the term is usually stated by a pussy who pukes and then denies in front of their friends, usually during the consumption of alcohol.

Hey Roman, after 20 minutes of power hour you said that you needed to piss, but after smelling the odor creeping out of the bathroom, it smelled just like puke!

Roman: Dogg i had a beer burp, with some extra stuff. :-(

by J.Farn, C. Papp, R. Sab November 25, 2009

smoke some beer

The term smoking beer is used whenever you find some beer hops and it's there like no frickin way and then you smoke it, you smoke the beer

Person 1- hey dude you wanna go smoke some beer??
Person 2- yeah totally let's smoke some beer

by Yes 12345 April 21, 2018

Root beer float

Bong hit, getting high fuckers and bitches

I just hit that root beer float.

by yes bitch May 28, 2018

Green Beer Day

GBD is a day when miami university (ohio) students, and the locals, get wastey pants off green beer. usually, everyone ends the night with the poops and all the sluts puke an unfamiliar green (pink and blue vom is usually in their repertoire.)

OMG I can't wait for Green Beer Day, I'm so totes going to puke on that guys crotch.

by miami bitch May 30, 2012

5 beers test

5 beers test - a universal standard to measure greatness by. Does it pass the 5 beers test ? eg, the 5 beers test for a song is that if you've had 5 beers, and that song comes on, you have to hit the dance floor. If you do it by reflex, then it's a pass.

5 beers test for a computer game: if you've had 5 beers and someone mentions a computergame, and your immediate, reflexive, unthinking response is "That game is awesome !", then that game passes the "5 beers test".

by denoument November 10, 2013