donkey

did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?

it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018
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Donkey

an American professional basketball player, who plays as the starting PF for the Golden State Warriors.
by hiimking November 5, 2020
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Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.
Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!
by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019
mugGet the Donkeymug.

Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
yo dude, did you hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED by horse on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkey

A term of endearment to s friend or a homie
Yo Bruce whats good Donke

Aye whats good Donkey what u doin

You get it
by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
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