did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018

an American professional basketball player, who plays as the starting PF for the Golden State Warriors.
by hiimking November 5, 2020

by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011

by Myownbestdonkey September 6, 2019
