half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026

first great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023