National Grab Boob Day

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

boobs

bad bitch boobs

“damn that girl has some big boobs”

by neeksz May 3, 2025

Boob banter

An excuse guys use to screenshot cleavage on snapchat

"Did you just screenshot my boobs?"
"Don't worry, it's just boob banter"
"Well that's ok then"

by Don't really care June 1, 2015

Boob Denial

The first stage of grief for a women trying to come to terms with the size of her chest.

Look at her boobs, she's not wearing a bra! She must have boob denial!

by GalaxySlug November 6, 2020

fitness boobs

Small breast implants usally used by girls who are into fitness and therefore get low body fat and no boobs. Usally discreet so people cant really see if they are implants

I dont know if that girl has fitness boobs or just natural good boobs!

by bossgirl97 September 28, 2021

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019

National grab boobs day

YOU SICK CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS IS OK? IF YOU FIND THIS DAY GROSS YOU ARE IN THE 100% RIGHT BUT IF YOU THINK GRABING GIRLS BOOBS WITHOUT CONSNET IS SICK AS FUCK WIERDO. GO TO PORNHUB WHERE YOU CAN SEE THAT STUFF OR WHEREVER YOU GO TO WATCH PORN JUST DONT TOUCH GIRLS LIKE THAT.

Some asshole: yay today is National grab boobs day :)

some girl: WHAT THE FUCK *slaps* GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!

by Stupid_child June 16, 2022