Desert Hat-trick

A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.

"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."

by DilfRider July 5, 2025

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.

dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok

by tim,, November 24, 2021

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

BLUE HAT

WEARING A BLUE HAT MEANS THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT ASS

Bro you're wearing a blue hat you know what that means right?

no?

It means you like to eat ass

by nigger kojo January 9, 2025

Cat in the hat

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

Hat trick

Scoring a goal with fancy foot work or foot trick

Bella had an amazing rainbow hat trick

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018

jersey hat trick

the act of consuming a 4loko, beatbox, and buzzball all in under 10 minutes

a: “i can’t believe you just did a jersey hat trick”
b: “dhdiodksneudu”

by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025