Borderline-Straight Friendship

When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.

Person 1: Hey, are you guys dating?
Person 2: Nah, we're just in a borderline-straight friendship.

by BisharpWarrior September 23, 2018

Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.

Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."

by straightupyo December 04, 2016

the "straight" girls in the class

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands

Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class

by i'm straight i promise March 06, 2020

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 25, 2011

ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

by Its ur boi March 20, 2018

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019

Straight Running Cunt

Someone who lacks courage and is scared of confrontation.

Ike decided to play the football kicker in a soccer game... Ronnie didn’t support Dax, the football coach... Dax believes Ike and Ronnie are Straight Running Cunts.

by Basketballcoach November 14, 2018