I'm used to it

The most painful thing someone can say while trying not to cry

Nah bro she didn't mess me up that bad I'm used to it

by Da5.9chummins November 4, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass

I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat

by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

by powieoe April 15, 2019

I'm finna steal

Something you say when you're mad

If I see a single endgame spoiler, I'm finna steal.

by cb21 May 5, 2019

Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

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by Hym Iam September 27, 2020