by Gwader October 27, 2018
The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.
Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!
by Perry Hubes February 11, 2011
Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025
by Principal of the Thing October 15, 2023
by Wawa man April 27, 2024
An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
"I wish to end my life for I have seen perfection in the band Ben Folds Five and nothing will be better!"
by Sad-n-Rad March 06, 2018