internet whore

Someone who performs sex acts through live video chat or sends nude pictures of themselves to multiple different people through their own choice. It is like being a whore, but over the Internet.

She is such an "internet whore", she's had Skype sex with three different guys this week!

by A crazy girl with eyes June 5, 2016

Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down

"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"

by Captain Book January 23, 2013

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.

Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.

by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019

Internet Secretary

When you make a comment about a celebrity that's generally unfavorable and some random person you don't know claims that you're jealous of said celebrity and claims that you're broke and you're just upset because you don't have their fame or specific networth. Hence, at the same time, the person defending the celebrity is most likely not any wealthier than you and is eager to surf on the celebrity's dick even though they don't know he/she exist.

Person 1: This nigga young thug sounds like he raps with aspergers and gurgles with mud, why do people like this nigga?
Person 2: shut up you broke ass nigga you just mad that you live a sphagetti o's can and young thug got a mountain for a house nigga hahaha stay broke nigga #richgang
Person 1: Ahh another Internet secretary, tell me, what does his dick look like in the morning?

by J brown. January 6, 2015

Internet

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

(internet) farm

1- A place collecting a certain group of people, or people who are willing to gossip about a certain topic. (e.g. Lolcow, Kiwifarms, 4chan, 8chan, etc.) Usually of which are offensive.

2- A website or area of the internet which helps you make money.

1- "This Lolcow.farm thread is such an (internet) farm! It's only attracting homophobes to talk about same-sex marriage laws."

2- "I found a (internet) farming website, and I've grinded 5 bitcoin overnight!"

by wormmmmmmm January 1, 2024

INTERNETALLY

The action of corresponding or sending correspondence through the internet.

I researched the topic internetally.

by Great Baldini August 22, 2025