Max

Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.

"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."

by chadwick chadicus November 16, 2021

Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022

Max

The biggest penis I’ve ever ridden

Max has a massive shlong

by Jerry can fer the win bois December 25, 2021

max moment.

a situation that is very characteristic of max

"guys im 3 hours late becase i forgor wake up"
"max moment."

by max fan March 6, 2023

Max Warren

Will always be up for a gram line of ket.

A true believer of every problem being sound no matter the nightmare he’s in.

Are you getting on 2cbs tonight? Max warren is getting on 5😂

by Oscar Butters November 23, 2021

Max T

A large slim teenage boy who slaps people for not being g.

Max T proceeds to slap somebody because they weren’t g and yells the phrase “go home”

by MrPoopyButhole42069 September 21, 2021