white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

glue sock

A prank in which a male uses a roommates or friends sock to cum into and then ball the pair back up and place into the sock drawer and wait for the victim to place said sock on their foot.

Terry was pissed when he put the glue sock on from the other night.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

sock it

same as suck it
at least sounds like

3-6-9, damn, you fine
Hoping she can sock it to me one more time

by cuefaaa May 6, 2023

socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024

Socking Wet

A phrase implemented in the vocabulary of the mother of a popular YouTuber, @Danno Cal Drawings.
The phrase is an alternative way of saying "sopping wet" to describe something that is extremely wet.

P1:The grass is socking wet!
P2:Socking...? Do you mean sopping wet?
P1:Do not question your mother.

by Radin Happier May 20, 2024

Arkansas wind sock

The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.

Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?

Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.

by HeyBubba June 5, 2023