Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

A Smoking Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens who had cystic lesions.

Person 1: Have you ever had a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will you "A Smoking Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

j smoking

Joint smoking

J smoking in the house

by Lil Kuzi May 2, 2018

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017

Fade/Smoke

Fade (or Smoke) is a term used to describe the action of a fight taking place.

1. "You don't want this fade/smoke."
2. " Hey, I heard you was talking shit, you don't want this fade."

by SPXCTRE December 9, 2022

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025