gossip train

What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.

By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.

by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012

poo train

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob

let me lick your pooey cock poo train

by will123321123 March 28, 2008

Train Munching

Name for a male that goes down on a famale after she's been trained, and has another guys "juices" inside her.

Damn dude! Why would you be train munching on the girl who just finished out a three some in the next room an hour ago?

(Yuck)

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

heriditary preditary super wog in training

a definitive explanation for the quantifying smelly wog at hand. this is caused by a number of reasons firstly by pimpingg ones self out in allenton on a sunday eve. especially in winter time wen the sun sets in the easternly direction.

ur a heriditary preditary super wog in training sami.
no im not, i go by the THE WOGNATOR

by mambalover November 22, 2020

J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.

The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.

by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022

V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).

1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!

by danasp_42 February 3, 2020

Toxic Gossip Train

A song released by Colleen Ballinger (A.K.A, Miranda Sings) after she was called out for being a groomer. The toxic gossip train chugs down the tracks of misinformation, all the way to manipulation station. It is truly the video of all time. It's even more popular than her pregnancy announcement.

Colleen: "The toxic gossip train. Chugging down the tracks of misinformation"

by daimiraidennou October 3, 2023