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Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020
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Straight Up Yo

A lazy way of reassuring people when you don't speak proper English to begin with.
Person A: "Man I need that money you owe me man."
Person B: "Yeah man I got you straight up yo."
by straightupyo December 3, 2016
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The "They're Straight" Dilemma

When a gay/bisexual human is attracted to a straight human of the same gender and therefore cannot proceed to have a relationship with them
Kevin: I like him, but im sure he's straight
Stacey: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Straight" Dilemma
by Miner_man August 31, 2016
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straight gangsta-mack

Being at peak quality or climax of excellence and greatness.
I'm straight gangsta-mack at this shidazzle!

That feller and his chums are straight gangsta-mack!

That's not very straight gangsta-mack of you.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022
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straight bon bon

bon bon- sweet treat
straight- straight up, totally, complete

straight bon bon-straight up treat
by wannabe LisaCim December 29, 2011
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence
Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)
by Its ur boi May 13, 2018
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