girls with j names

some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.

“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”

“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”

by marian reind April 1, 2023

Wilma (name)

The kind of person everybody wants to know and become theirselves, she/they is Always in the center of all partys and everybody stares at her/they and thinks or even screams: "Daaaamn What A nice bootyyyy and she/they is sooo hot! I Will totally ask her out." Wilma is also very nice and people makes fan-acounts of her/their instagram. Wilma has usually around 1-2 million fans on social media and gets asked to be A model for different brands all the time. Wilma is A god and A godess and everybody tries to change their names to Wilma. She/they is just so frickin gorg, fab and amazinn'

Wilma is A name of A person that is so great that people gets jelous. Wilma can only be the name of A person which by birth has A visible fabulous look and that has Been sent to earth by the gods. Some people say that a Wilma is even better than Beyoncé. Wilma (name)

by coolestalivelivingye123 January 2, 2017

how in the devil's name

a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.

son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.

by Sexydimma March 15, 2013

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R

On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!

August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.

by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025

ford my name

A person who is better than everyone at everything. He gets all the lady’s. He is better than Lucia.

Ford my name is better than everybody

by Columbus1230 December 8, 2019

Name

Just a name

Name

by Firly November 24, 2021

Name Definition

pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it

Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM😳😳😳💖💖💖💖💖💖
Guy 1: stfu.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021