A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Pulling My Turkey Leg

Another expression of pulling my tail!

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now”

by corrinao October 11, 2025

Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016