I'm sorry

You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them

Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not

by ImwastingtimeonUrbanDictionary April 10, 2023

IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N

When somebody calls you A NAME and you are never referred to NAME.

Someone who did the opposite in a song due to their serious H0M0PH0BIA.

It's an ACTUARIAL CHANGE where not even N0B0DY IS INV0LVED.

Listen you have to realize 'that name you said, " IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N.

Listen I admit openly I INDULGE IN MY 0WN ANAT0MY RECTUM ST0REH0USE GRAVITATI0NAL 0UT 0F B0WEL SHIT RECLYCLING as the , I HATE T0 SING A S0NG , J0HN F0GERTY AND CCR you just really messed up , as it should have been sang as being proud of your KINKY H0M0SEXUALITY , as now listen up, "IT AIN'T ME, I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N, IT AIN'T ME , I'M THE. F0RTUNATE S0N".

Dynamically speaking, "AIN'T WAS A VIOLATI0N 0F GRAMNATCAL USAGE and when it came into vogue culture commonly said usage as you will see later is patently acceptable, as , "I NEED SCOTCH TAPE. S0 I CAN XER0X THIS (CRAP)PY PH0T0STATIC D0CUMENT and the problem is UPPER ALPHABET C0UNTRY IS SINGING , " IT AIN'T ME I'M THE F0RTUNATE S0N , and with that said , " ST0P SAYING , "you are going to have to "G00GLE IT" , would that be "MICHAEL KORS , as G00FLE AR0UND , which is a very small partial derivative of A C0MPLETE M0N0P0LY done the correct way.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER September 22, 2022

I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.

Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)

by boreddude99 April 7, 2023

I'm good where I'm good

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.

Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.

by cicciospam June 24, 2020

I'm not that green

Not that petty

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )

by A jawn April 17, 2017

I'm fine

You mostly say it when you are NOT fine, but you don't want anyone to worry about you.

Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Person 2: oh, I'm fine. Just tired.

by CakeCatGirl May 7, 2018

Where's the thing I'm hiding

They say

Retard "Where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "Yeah but where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "No. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "You gotta tell me where the thing I'm hiding is or else I don't believe you."

Hym "Hey. Heyhey. If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do."

Retard "..... But where's the thing I'm hiding?"

Hym "If I don't get the credit and the money I'm killing a child and if you aren't actively trying to get me those 2 things you care just as little about the child's life as I do. I'm just going to kill a child."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025