Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish

"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"

by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013

Turd abomination

A derogatory term for a train animation. Coined by the hypocrite Ender Bean TV

Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er December 9, 2023

yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.

Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.

by lanananananana October 1, 2023

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

Turd burger

Some one who eats turds

Charlie is a turd burger

by Shjaajqvwcwvjq March 16, 2019

turd gobbers nest

When there is a pile/group/nest of people or insects that are gross or unsettling and something to stay away from

Is that a turd gobbers nest on the siding of that house?
Yea she’s weird, she’s a part of them turd gobber nest kids down the road

by Turd nest November 26, 2021

turd burglar

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.

All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.

by Bradgehog November 5, 2013