A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
by anonymous January 18, 2025
Get the Shock Value Lesbianmug. 
Get the Gaylord Lesbianmug. Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.
"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"
by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024
Get the Lesbian Splitmug. 
"Shes a lesbian."
"how do you know that?"
"dude! She said shes watched She-ra, arcane, and the owl house!'
"how do you know that?"
"dude! She said shes watched She-ra, arcane, and the owl house!'
by Thestraightestgirltoeverexist January 3, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. person 1: im a lesbian
person 2: but your nonbinary? lesbian is women loving women right?
person 1: no lesbian means a non-man loving non-men and i dont identify as a man
person 2: oh ok cool
person 2: but your nonbinary? lesbian is women loving women right?
person 1: no lesbian means a non-man loving non-men and i dont identify as a man
person 2: oh ok cool
by tubboHug July 6, 2021
Get the lesbianmug. 