Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018

Dylan Didarzadeh

A guy with a genuine heart , he loves to fiddle with his rock hard cock on most nights. While it throbs he normally heats an asda value pizza in the microwave.

Dylan Didarzadeh his cock can be seen from miles away

by SecretRomanian September 16, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.

Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him

by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023

Dylan

Synonym for ‘poop’

I really need to Dylan right now

My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it

I really hate when she Dylans all over the place

by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a jackass and is a bladder mouth. He doesn’t know how to keep a secret and loves attention. He thinks it’s cool to brag about being with a girl and doing something with her. If you are alone with him, he may be sweet but as soon as one of his friends shows up, he’s a asshole.

Hey Dylan
Girl-friend:Hey

Friends shows up:

Yo you wanna smash?

by Bella Rose June 13, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.

That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.

by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022

Dylan

the name of a 15 year old white kid who shoots up churches

Person 1- did you see the news the other day? Someone shot up a church

Person 2- yeah that’s just Dylan

by Pimp & b January 6, 2021