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street law

1. DIY revenge law.
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)
1. Under street law, for talking to the police you would get at least 2 black eyes and a broken leg or arm, up to death.

2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.
by Joey2dope May 20, 2023
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Street Sweeping

The technique of licking the anus using a large amount of saliva to loosen up dried fecal matter and debris. Then utilizing your mustache to sweep across the entire gluteal cleft in an effort to clear the anus of the loosened fecal matter.

One can also follow up with the dirty stew. The act of having the person who received a street sweep lick your mustache clean after.
When a person licks an anus but notices dried fecal matter obstructing the area you can spend a few minutes “street sweeping” the area before you begin a long session of ass eating.
by Mordrakin October 28, 2024
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Indiana Street Fair

Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."
by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025
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Street Taco

After being drugged, waking up pantless and bleeding from the ass. Typically happens on a Tuesday.

Variation: a chevaline street taco - includes horse semen
I went in the hospital for a colonoscopy and woke up with a street taco.
by anonymous May 9, 2023
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22nd Jump Street

Being a throw back. Not knowing it’s not cool to act like a stupid redneck. For example, calling people fags while always wrong how wrong wasn’t a part of everyone’s awareness, which keeps evolving. Refers to someone or a place that is not evolving. 22nd Jump Street can be used to say someone is a bigot without sounding woke.
Don’t invite them here, 22nd Jump Street seriously offends everyone.
by Cherrypit October 14, 2025
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Streets

That girl always in the STREETS instead of being at home with her kids
by Luv'me January 1, 2022
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wall street nap

When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.
Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.
by hashbrownham June 14, 2019
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