The Day Adjuster

Sometimes its your second morning bowel movement. Its long and solid. Makes you feel great. It even slides out clean that washing hands becomes optional. Unfortunately, we don't get Day Adjusters very often.

"My whole week has sucked but I just had The Day Adjuster. Let's make up for lost time".

by JRLL October 4, 2014

NO TF2 day

April 11th is no tf2 day, where no one can play tf2 for a day

Jeff: April 11th is today
Me: *Katzosky kicks but cant*
Jeff: April 11th is no tf2 day, where no one can play tf2 for a day
Me:Fuck

by Pink Guy April 10, 2021

Bobux Day

Bobux day is when it rains bobux from the sky it happens every 2 years on January 17th.

today is bobux day so we are going to get lots of bobux for free!

by The Weath3r Man December 16, 2020

dandelion day

A happy day, the brightest in the longest time ever. When you have a dandelion day, you feel nice and soft on the inside because everything feels warm.

I had a dandelion day when I spent Saturday with my best friends and they told me that they loved me.

by Suzanne C. January 28, 2014

madafascotchie day

the last day of the school week.....normally a friday but if you would have off that day it would be thursday etc........it is also a tiny little self holiday

hey dude happy madafascotchie day!!!!

by HYPERDUDE21 April 6, 2007

goat day

When you have a vocab quiz and a polyatomic ion quiz on the same day in science. They are basically free points.

Person 1- Ready for goat day?
Person 2- Of course, it's free points!

by Period 5 pyschos March 27, 2017

ilena day

Ilena Day are two words and quiet possibly the name of a clumsy person who is often irritating/annoying. Even though they are annoying they make you laugh and are extremely likeable. Ilena Day is beautiful and sunny just like their name. Ilena Day is synonymous to nice and pretty.

You are such an Ilena Day

by Catlvrforever May 2, 2018