Polished Turd

A movie in which the audience is oblivious to horrid writing because of how it looks graphically.
Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!

Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
by FurryHunter69 April 29, 2023
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Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash
by Samsauce September 27, 2022
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Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.
by Mushishi February 23, 2020
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Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
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Turd KupalMooks

A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.
Have you heard what Turd KupalMooks did to a female cosplayer in the group chat?
by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022
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Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
by Jsjsisj November 08, 2023
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Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
by Safety Lane February 24, 2022
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