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laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?
by McKena10 April 25, 2017
mugGet the laundry turdmug.

turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass
Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!
by Captain Neck February 5, 2015
mugGet the turd hurdlingmug.

lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020
mugGet the lucky turd monkeymug.

Turd pusher

That damn turd pusher messed up my fit up
by Weldingpepe May 15, 2022
mugGet the Turd pushermug.

Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023
mugGet the Turd Spawnmug.

Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
by Fogwater January 6, 2024
mugGet the Turd farmingmug.

Turd on wheels

A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?

What'd you see?

A big ugly brown van!!

It looks like a turd on wheels!!!

He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
mugGet the Turd on wheelsmug.

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