piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.

that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.

by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022

Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

Turd

The thing the goes out of your bottom. "Plop" it says. Or you could use it as a name.

"Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"

by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021

Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

turd

Amber Heard is cockney slang

Amber Heard is cockney slang like a turd

by Colby312 June 1, 2022

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021