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Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit
Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect
by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017
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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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turd tongue

The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
by red dread May 16, 2014
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turd brushed

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.
by demon71 November 28, 2012
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Turd Chunnel

European slang for anus or colon
Person 1: After I ate Mexican food last night my turd chunnel is on fire
by Bobdaily4 August 22, 2009
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Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..
“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”
by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019
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Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
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