by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008
Get the turd smurglermug. Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!
by silentstormer July 11, 2016
Get the turd-socketmug. A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
Get the Turd Fergusonmug. by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016
Get the yah yah nah turdmug. -when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ghost Turdmug. The act of eating ass; annalingus
by Schmorgan June 9, 2018
Get the Turd Slurpmug. a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022
Get the piece of goat turd.mug.