Sam

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

by I wish I had a boyfriend July 22, 2022

Sam

Trent you have to be nice to Sam. Sam is baby and your religion has a hell. If you’re mean to Sam you’ll go there.

Stop being mean to baby aka Sam.

by Meowmeowimabird October 21, 2019

Sam

An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.

Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys

by Ann69 January 26, 2021

Sam

A fucking legend and will be a NHL player, he is also very fucking horny

Omg Sam is so cool

by Litpussy March 28, 2020

Sam

unbelievably horny

Yeah.. Sam unironically sucked my dick on discord

by Aerodynamic Baby October 11, 2022

Sam

the man who fucked an alley cat and watches ankha zone at 12am

"Man that guys such a sam..."
"sams are secretly a furry."

by UR MOM GAE AND UR DAD LESBEIN. February 21, 2023

Sam

A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.

Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!

by Account1 November 10, 2017