short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

hookup hand

The immobile and awkward position that at least one hand is in while engaging in lateral making out (i.e. both partners laying on their sides).

- Hey how'd it go last night?

- I didn't even get to second base with her because my hookup hand couldn't move.

by Einman May 7, 2011

hand hug

The act of hugging someone's neck with your hands until they turn blue and pass out. In other words choking.

How did that guy kill the chick in the book?
He hand hugged her.

by cheekensheet September 14, 2015

green handed

Getting caught in the act of smoking marijuana

We were smoking a bleezy and her parents walked in and totally caught us green handed

by CR@SHM@N March 16, 2009

Boss Hand

A term borrowed from Southern poker circles referring to the biggest dollar pot of the night.

Ya'll on nickel and dime'n while my crew bust after da Boss Hand!

by Wild Turkey September 22, 2003

The Hand of God

When a man is sexually fisting a woman (ex. Shoving his whole fist in her vagina) he uses it to lift her off the ground

Woman 1: god I'm so sore
Woman 2: whys that?
Woman 1: well I was fucking Jeremy last night and used the hand of god up my vagina.

by Youtube defined August 5, 2017

Mayo Hands

When you got the killer Munchies, you order ya chips, burger, kebab ect. then dash out the door forgetting to grab one of thoses lil forks that were sat on the counter.

You leave the Chippie, Get in ya car car, drive off, park up to munch...then you realise...Fuck, no fork now ima get Mayo Hands

by Mark Hunter-Uk April 10, 2008