1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020

9 of March hug your crush

9 of March hug your crush means that you hug your crush on the 9th

9 of March Hug your crush since it’s national hug your crush day

by Cloud🖖🖖🖖 March 5, 2021

james patrick march

sweet serial killer; dead hotel owner; hot asf; dresses in his signature 1920s/30s couture; seggsy pencil moustache; says "darling... you are a relelationnnnn..." after you do the deed; handsome; gorgeous; to die for.

the fridge: you are so lame! you have a cardboard cutout of james patrick march!
me: f off

by venetianromance January 3, 2022

MILF Milking March

It's that time of the year. Related to trends such as NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December), MMM, also known as MILF Milking March is the month where you milk a MILF's titties, and fill a glass with her milk, every single day.

If you shall take the more difficult and buffed version of the challenge, try MMMM, also known as MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH.

Don: Dude, you ready for MILF Milking March?

Kevin: Hell yeah, I'm ready for MMM! I got my big titty MILF prepared.

Don: Oh man. Good luck, dude. I'm still finding my MILF since Valentine's Day.

Kevin: Welp, better luck next year if you don't hurry up.

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.

Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

21st of March

21st of March is National pay your short friend day!!

“Here you go shawty have a fiver” why? “ITS THE 21ST OF MARCH”

by Lolipopssss March 20, 2022

Will Appreciation Day (March 26th)

The day where all wills and williams get appreciated. Mostly by Thomas' as they are inferior.

Wow, It's Will Appreciation Day (March 26th) today!

by cataru March 25, 2022