January 22

Probably a girl named something lame like sanjana, bonus points if its soemthing like "paddu" but who cares
loves attention little cranky but generally a good friend

extremely flat btw

sanjana to another sanjana: OMG SANJANA YOURE SO COOL I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU
sanjana back to sanjana: dumbass

RANDOM: i bet shes born on january 22

by sanjanas#1opp March 16, 2025

13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid

Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

january 28th

My mf birthday. Kinda sucks tho because it’s in winter.

“I can’t wait for january 28th!”
“what’s january 28th?”
“Makia shaffers mf birthday”

by mswaggyshaff November 24, 2021

january 14

Scott: “I’m in lesbians with you.”
lesbian: the religion of people who worship women/enbies🙏🙏

January 14: the day where lesbians confess their love to each other and move in on the first date just bc they’re happy that neither of them are pisces/cancer 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

by bambilovespussy November 25, 2021

January 3rd

There is nothing on this day soo imma make it national slide up or dm your crush day

You: *sees crush posts*
Also you: its January 3rd i should tell her how I feel

by Doritojahofficial November 23, 2021

january 29

a little piss baby. what a fucking little squirrel cunt. january 29th babies pee there pants after 4 shots and cry to adele in their car at 3 am. what a loser. fucking bitch.

damn that girl born on january 29th is soooo lame

by theaquarianmind November 23, 2021

January 30th

January 30th: when the worst people are born. People who are born on this date are the scum of the earth, they are cheaters, druggies and just horrible people in general. They are toxic attention seekers with god complexes, if you meet someone born on this date stay away; they only bring misfortune.

My boyfriend is a piece of shit, he was born on January 30th, makes sense

by Verifiedtruthspeaker November 23, 2021