January 11

National receive head day

“Hey”
“Can I get some head”
“Why”
“It’s national receive head day”
“No it’s January 11”

by DarkLight January 10, 2022

January 6th journalists

I'm technically one of those...

Hym "Oh? They're coming for the January 6th journalists? I wonder if they'll come for me... Welp... I guess if the social media cowards won't provide a challenge the federal government will have to suffice... WHO HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO FREE BATTLE BEAST!?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

January 7th

January 7th is national send a titty pic to whoever sends you this definition

send me a tit pic bae it January 7th

by Dixsucker January 7, 2024

No League January

new year, new you. A month of no playing League of Legends in any way, shape or form for an entire month.

gf: you’re addicted to league of legends. Time to go the No League January phase

by a gf with an annoying gamer bf December 30, 2018

January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush

Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*

by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020

January 16th

It's Slander Dorothée Day. If you find a Dorothée, bully her.

Hey it's January 16th.

Yeah I know it's Beat Dorothée Day, I'm searching for one now.

by menoum January 15, 2022

January 24 2022

January 24 2022 is when Erick and Jose start to kiss and remember their love for one another.

Today is January 24 2022 let’s kiss!

by FreddyFraz4 January 23, 2022