Clown

One word to define how stupid you are and how useless you are to the planet and that the least you can do for people is die. In short, you are cancer.
Clown: Existen
by Lebron News June 17, 2021
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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
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Intervention clown

A female that hates the group that rejected her throughout her life, males that are not effeminate.
The intervention clown didn't want to allow males to be males because for her that meant more rejection and not as much to gain. She wanted people to stop doubting her, start respecting her, and start taking her seriously, even though they had always noticed that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Clown

A person who uses twitter
by 3mstar July 19, 2022
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Chop some clowns

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."
by harstmaster August 22, 2011
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