fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

FUCKING PUSSY

USED WHEN SOMEONE IS FUCKING ANGRY

YOU FUCKING PUSSY

by URAFP January 16, 2022

Fuck chug

Having sex doggy style while the female butt chugs a .99 shot.

The new high school craze is fuck chugging! Find out more on the 9 o'clock news!

Yo! Last night I walked in on Tyler fuck chugging with kelsey!

by Turd_ferguson14 October 2, 2021

Spilt-Fuck

A adjative for someone who is not looking so hot.

"That bitch looks like Spilt-Fuck today"

by Sarah Harrison June 12, 2008

Shut The Fuck Up

This is for people who post their names from urban dictionary because they have no life

DAN: Hey you see my new Instagram story?? That's my name!!

TROY: Yea, Dan, I don't care. Shut The Fuck Up!

by the chocolate monkey November 22, 2021

fuck mush

Meaning when your completely exhausted brain and body can not function properly post sex. Your body gives up and still feeling exhilaration and unable to function due too being in a state of temporary paralysing euphoria. The language spoken during this state is known as fuck mushlian

Following a intense session of sex I was unable too think clearly and the words coming out of my mouth were not making sense which indicates I was still in a state of fuck mush. I was fuck mushed

by Abbccootr bangers March 29, 2022

Fuck that; Fuck you!

Fuck That; Fuck you (often abbreviated as FT;FY) is a colloquial combination of fuck that (meaning no) and fuck you, which is translated to "No, Fuck you!" and is often used to express a disinterest in doing something.

Guy A: Want to help me clean out my garage?
Guy B: Fuck that; Fuck you!

by CTx94 July 15, 2016