Robin wank

A person that's wanking like a beast, often named Robin and in their 13s-14s

Damm, our new neighbour must robin wank alot. We can hear him from across the street!

by Pu$$yZlayer69 January 25, 2017

wanking and banking

The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.

Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.

by Mad Pussy 69 June 6, 2018

Wank

“Wank” term used by British people the same as the American word “run”

“I’m just going for a wank”
“He’s wanking”

by British slang teacher November 14, 2025

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Wank

To work thoroughly and to concentrate hard

Guys I'm going to wank at the pharmacy

by Dickballer June 6, 2022

Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.

I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking

by policywank November 7, 2025

Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022