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David Smusz

pog. the definition of swag. got that drip 10000000000. EPIC GAMER MOMENTTT POGGGG
"You know that David Smusz guy? Yea... he's pretty pog ngl"
by Puplanet February 9, 2021
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David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.
did you hear that we have a david in our class?
by dracula100 May 20, 2023
mugGet the Davidmug.

David Baszucki

The owner of roblox that supports pedos!
"I am David Baszucki and I like little children!"
by Hand-le August 18, 2025
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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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David Rudari

The guy who always sings violeta songs and moans when singing the songs from violeta (he likes violeta)
You: Hey dude, how are you?
Them: OH OH OH

SOMOS AL EXITO

OH OH OH

SOMOS MAGNETICOS

*moans*
You: OMG you're such a David Rudari !!!!
by Papičino April 5, 2023
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David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
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DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023
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