“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
by EvWatson February 18, 2022
Get the Oliver Taylormug. august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise
'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021
Get the taylor merchandise daymug. by Shreklover69_420 September 23, 2020
Get the taylor's kneemug. by Monkeybutt555345 March 26, 2022
Get the ezra Taylormug. 

