Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.
Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.
by Tj Brown March 20, 2008
When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.
The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel
by Reg Dunlop January 06, 2009
by Rhethaard March 24, 2005
A term started by Gorilla Zoe: The bottom of the pot where crack is being made, it will form a circular object that looks like a pie.
by ziptnf October 16, 2007
When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.
When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.
by jaws February 10, 2005
Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion
Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly
Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly
Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!
by TotallyToastedTowlie May 04, 2010
this is what you call it when a girl gives you head while she has ice cubes in her mouth (because there is a banana ice and sooner or later there will be cream)
by Steven Salazar 3rd February 10, 2005