Mark De Haro

THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌

by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024

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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

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Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.

OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.

by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020

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Mark

The guy you gotta catch up to

STOP WASTING TIME! YOU GOTTA CATCH UP TO MARK!

by ThePharaohOfPasta July 6, 2022

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Mark

All Marks are cool. They're so talented and overall just amazing.

person 1: "Mark is so cool!"
person2: "Which one, they're all so cool and great"

by asfoc January 27, 2022

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Mark Henderson

A former Navy seal but slowly looses his swag level due to eating boneless wings and having Brady Henderson a chickless dork who always gets swirlys from Josh Neely the school jock and super star.

Did you see Mark Henderson and Brady Henderson getting a double decker swirly from Josh Neely the other day?

by eude September 29, 2019

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