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Dead Internet

Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.
The triple digit viewcount is often a dead giveaway of dead internet.
by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.
responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.
person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?
by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022
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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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